Things jokes
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
Memes
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
There was this boy. He had diarrhea, and he kept asking to go to the bathroom, but the teacher said no. Next thing you know, he pooped himself in front of the class.
What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
What is the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...