Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing I always seem to get shot
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died? Windown Shut Down
Whats the best thing about 20-1 years old"s ...there"s 20.
So uh I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste and uh, he is constipated now I AM EVIL :3
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
This rat did the most amazing thing ever it was pretty radical dude.
"What's 9 + 10?" "21" (lol XD)
Also: "My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing: Ninga has ligma
my boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and a I still have to ask him thinks like that becuae i so distraked from him
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A lot of things changed when i got my girlfriend pregnant: my name, my address, and my phone number
I tried my best using phone sex online but the thing about it the holes can not fit through.
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
Have you seen my Mousecatool? Oh Toodles?
the twin towers traded planes with Afghanistan only thing is Afghanistan got scammed
What's the opposite thing of an exorcism? .
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child....
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa 1. A Lambo 2. A House 3. UR MOM
when your girl friend saids it is to small you say just enjoy the small thing.
My cousin’s friend spelled “rasist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
Life is a bitch and people make it worse This Thing that I'm in ("am") is a Forsaken curse (beta)
