Thing jokes

Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?

You keep the tradition of hitting black things.

What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?

Their place.

What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?

Getting her husband's voice just right.

What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?

Nothing, she was hung over.

So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?

Q: I like elephants.

A: Everything else is irrelephant.

Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"

Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*

When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."

So I replied, "No, it doesn't."

They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.

The first ever joke:

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?

I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"

Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"

What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?

Lots of fans.

Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?

What are two things that an orphan can’t have?

Two parents.

What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?

A fumble bee.

What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?

Play pretend dog in the bed.

So many things are going through my head.

How am I not dead yet?

What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.