A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
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What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.