Thing jokes
The thing I don't like about shopping centers...
When you see one, you've seen a mall.
Saying I'm sorry and I apologize are basically the same thing... except at a funeral.
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
What's the worst thing about eating a shaved pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.
working on a thing
What's the best thing about f*cking twenty-eight-year-olds?
There's twenty of them.
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"
What's worse than a failed attempt at suicide?
The pity looks people give you and people keep you away from 'dangerous' things.
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
What's the worst thing to star in?
An amber alert.
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something good.
just yeah bruh and yeah.
You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.
It starts with "M" and ends with "arriage".
If you guessed "Marriage" you're stupid. It's miscarriage and don't forget it. The joke never gets old to him. Just like the baby.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?