They jokes
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."
Memes
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?
They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
Did you know ghosts are alcoholics?
They only come out for the boos.
If there is a divorce in West Virginia, are they still brother and sister?
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.