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I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
How do you keep your friends from boring you with pictures of their children?
Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"
Memes
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Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. đ¤Ł
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."
So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?
They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
Why canât pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."