They jokes
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
They say the first time doesn't work, third time's the charm. Ha, not!
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.