They jokes
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How do you keep your friends from boring you with pictures of their children?
Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
They say the first time doesn't work, third time's the charm. Ha, not!
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.
A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."