They jokes
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
They say the first time doesn't work, third time's the charm. Ha, not!
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."