They jokes

What do boobs and toys have in common?

They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.

What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?

They both thank you for your financial support.

I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.

Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.

Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?

A: They are not wanted.

Why can’t orphans get married?

Because they were already given away.

Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.

What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?

They both hang.

Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.

What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.

What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?

They know how to get a beat down.

Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They kept doing the 96 positions.

A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."

What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?

They both make noise when you throw them.

Why do orphans commit crimes?

So they can be wanted for once.

Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."

Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)

What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?

They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.