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It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
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Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.