Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
They Jokes
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
