They jokes
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
I showed my family a few Charlie Kirk debates.
They called him a pain in the neck.
OK, bye.