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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
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Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
My girlfriend went to the doctor for a broken arm, and they told her it should be better in about two months. I asked her what they said. She said, "It should be better in about two months." I then asked her, "What did the dentist say?"
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.