They jokes
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
Memes
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.