They jokes
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.