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How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.
When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"
He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, grabbed her thigh, and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a daughter.
Haha, I fucked you over!
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.
Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.