They jokes
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
So they can get in the cast!
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff.
They died of happiness and a 30 story fall.
My friend was pissed off with me. I was sniffing his sister's knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.