They jokes
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
So they can get in the cast!
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I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff.
They died of happiness and a 30 story fall.
My friend was pissed off with me. I was sniffing his sister's knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.