They jokes
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
A guy once went hunting at a hunting ranch. After a long day of hunting, the hunter enjoys a couple of cold ones in the rancher’s living room. There they were having a grand ole time then the rancher’s wife walks in. The hunter says, “That’s a nice piece of ass you got yourself there.” The rancher replied with a harsh, raspy Southern chuckle from years of Marlboro Reds, “You’ve never been so right in your life. Honey, why don’t you show our guest your tits?” She agrees and shows the hunter her plump DD cup breasts.
The hunter says, “Nice.” Then the rancher said, “Show ‘em yer pecker now.” She agreed and whipped out a 13 incher. Dazed and confused, the hunter says, “What in Sam Hill is that?!” And the rancher replied, “Now... lemme tell you... there ain’t a thing like it.”
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.