They jokes

Orphan

If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Trump supporter

How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?

None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.

Emo kid

What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?

There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.

Day

Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.

Light Bulb

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes two, but don't ask me how they get inside.

Necrophilia

Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?

That's what happened to my dog.

Noodle

What do girls and noodles have in common?

They both wiggle when you eat them.

Orphan

Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!

Rubix Cube

Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.

Girl

A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes, “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit.” The girl says, “Who?” The boy goes, “My ass cheeks.”

Wish

There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed, and they all went to heaven.

God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said, "I want to be handsome." God granted his wish. The second guy said, "I want to be more handsome than the first guy." God granted his wish. The third guy said, "I want to be more handsome than the second guy." God granted his wish, and this continued on and on until the 15th ugly guy. The ugly guy was laughing, really hard. "What is your wish?" God asked him. "I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!!!" God granted his wish.

Orphan

Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?

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  • Turkey

    Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.

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