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Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
They need a parent signature.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
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What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff.
They died of happiness and a 30 story fall.
My friend was pissed off with me. I was sniffing his sister's knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.