They jokes
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
They need a parent signature.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
So they can get in the cast!
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff.
They died of happiness and a 30 story fall.
My friend was pissed off with me. I was sniffing his sister's knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.