They jokes
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.