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Hi, I like emos because they are black.
Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.