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Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"