Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Orphan Baseball
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Explain Bear
Listen here, smart guy. The joke is that orphans don't have a home, so they can't find their way home during baseball. It's funny because it plays on the sad reality of being an orphan. And you, Mr. Smarty Pants, probably still live in your mom's basement, so who's the real loser here?