They jokes
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.