They jokes
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.