They jokes
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!