what is the difference between a priest and mcdonalds? nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Cause they can’t tell there parents
Why do you think China should have a baseball team? They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
when orphans drink milk they cry
if ur ever bored jus fuck some orphans, what they gonna do, tell they're parents?
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
