They jokes
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.