They jokes
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the only contraction they know.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."