If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
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What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
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Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
