They jokes
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!