They jokes

I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."

Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"

What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?

Two large planes!

Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.

Why don't skeletons play music at the church?

Because they don't have any organs.

Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.

I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.

How do trees find each other? They log-ate!

- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?

- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.

I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.

Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?

Because they don't have titties.

Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.

I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!

How do cows say "oof?"

They say, "MOOf."

Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?

Because they had horns!

What do Americans and stars have in common?

They both love shooting up.

Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?

Neither have they.

Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.