They jokes
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
Memes
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.