They jokes
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
They should have ducked.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
What do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.