They jokes
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead.
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow.
[Chorus:] Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid. And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold.
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder. You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older. But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture.
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin. The water's getting warm so you might as well swim. My world's on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.
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Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas. I need to get myself away from this place. I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change.
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
So much to do, so much to see. So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow.
[Chorus]
And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold.