They jokes

Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?

What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?

CANCER!

Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.

Why can’t blind people read this?

They can’t see.

Why do any orphans have sex?

Because they can't call anyone "daddy."

Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?

We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.

I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"

Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.

A blind person walks into a bar.

Because they can’t see where they are going.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t have a home base.

If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

A few male neighbors came over to the house to take a shower because, for some reason, their house didn't have water.

A few minutes later, I walk into the shower. I see the male neighbors and Mom taking a shower together. Then I said, "What are you doing?" They all say, "We're taking a shower together so we could save water."

Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home.

As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump's wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie.

As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him. The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him, and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him.

Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes, but he wasn't really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump's friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump's friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, "Aww, I'm lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!"

A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.

What do Nemo and my dad have in common?

They both can't be found.

What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.

I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.

He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.

I asked, "Where are you going?"

He said, "Camp Bin Laden."

I asked, "What do they do there?"

He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."

I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"

He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."

What's similar between McDonald's and priests?

They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.