They jokes
One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy, ‘Darling, how does my dick taste?’”
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?
Hahaha, I don't know.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Not done yet.
Now they are.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don't know what a full house is.
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."
-Al Nassr owner
By recruiting sponsors, they help them find work in their first year.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.
I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but they're very tiny and we're not sure how they got in there.