They jokes
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.