They jokes

Straight

I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.

Memes

Orphan

Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?

Because they can't be home schooled.

Head

Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.

Orphan

Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?

A: They don’t have a home to run back to.

Orphan

I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.

Idiot

The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!

Call

What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?

"9 Juan Juan, who this?"

Guy

Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?

Because they don't have titties.

Skeleton

Why don't skeletons play music at the church?

Because they don't have any organs.

Kid

Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.