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Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?