They jokes
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.