They jokes
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski