They jokes
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Memes
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"