If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
They Jokes
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
My Countryhumans OC, Sahara, is the daughter of France and Soviet. When people ask why, I tell them it was the gendersnapped version of my parents making me. France (my dad) was drunk and Soviet (my mom) was being horny. Then they judge me, so I judge them with a knife to the chest 47 times.
Fella walks past a mental hospital; they're all out in the garden behind this big fence, all shouting "13, 13, 13, 13," etc., over and over again.
This fella is intrigued, sees a little hole in the fence, looks through it... gets fucking poked straight in the eye!
Then they all start singing, "14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14!"
