They jokes
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹