They jokes
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.
"These are the eggs from the ostrich!"
"Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Did you know that soccer fields aren't made of 4 million crayons? They are actually made from grass. :)
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.