They jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.