They jokes
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Memes
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.