They jokes
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
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