They jokes

I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.

Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"

Why can an orphan play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

Bitches do be so flat, you would think they have breast cancer.

One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.

Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.

My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.

What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?

They both cheated!

Where do you go if you lost a pencil?

Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.

They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>

Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.

This kid was going to sleep and he said, "Night, Mum. Night, Dad. And night, Grandma, and bye, Grandpa." The next morning, Grandpa died, and the next night he said, "Night, Dad. Night, Mum. Night, Grandma." Grandma died the next morning. The next night he said, "Night, Mum, bye, Dad," and they heard the postman died because he was the dad, lol.

"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.

The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.

"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"

"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.

The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.

"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.

What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"

I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.

Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.

Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.

"How do celebrities stay cool?"

"They have many fans!"