Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
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Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
