They jokes
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why do French people like to eat snails so much?
They can't stand fast food.
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing because they can't open the gift.
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, it’s a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.
-THE END-
This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams, and don’t forget them either. So no matter who you are, don’t let people change who you are. 🐺🐮
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.
Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂