They jokes
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.