They jokes
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
BFB
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?