They jokes
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.