They jokes
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Yk what the worst type of breakup is
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.