They jokes
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
Memes
I’m so good at this game
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!