They jokes
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
Memes
charmin bear pearly harbor?
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.