They jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't have a home base.

lol they left.

Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.

What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?

1. They both want to die.

2. They both cut to die faster.

3. They both listen to emo songs.

4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."

Why do cows have babies?

They moo-ved together.

I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.

Why do orphans love playing baseball?

They can always run home.

How do astronauts have a party?

They planet.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't find home plate.

Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.

Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they have no home to run to.

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!

Why can orphans never go on field trips?

Because they can’t get a parent signature.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home base.

Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?

Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣

Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.

Why do orphans not get family size [items]?

Because they don’t have a family to share with.