They jokes
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.
Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.