They jokes

Pizza

  • Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.

    Orphan

  • Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.

    Robbery

  • Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.

    The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.

    Orphan

  • Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.

    Orphan

  • Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?

    A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.