They jokes
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.