They jokes
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.