They jokes
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”