They jokes
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Memes
Sounds amazing
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.