They jokes
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.