They jokes
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
lol they left.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
Memes
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
They're blooming a gay chicken.
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
The more they smile, the less they see.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!