They jokes
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Memes
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).