They jokes
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Memes
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!