They jokes
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
So true
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.