They jokes
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number two:
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.