They jokes
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
Dark Jokes R Like Puppies:
Once they come out they are trash, but once it starts to get older, that’s when it’s noticed, but when it gets too old, you either proclaim it dead or never talk about it.
(I would never do that though I love puppies)
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
A missionary was caught by cannibals. He was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
Never trust an atom; they make up everything.
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.