They jokes
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.