They jokes

Orphan

Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!

Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.

Teacher: Why not?

Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.

Orphanage

Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?

Mama

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

Memes

Kitten

they are sleeping together thats adorable i love kittens soooooooooooo much

Two orange kittens are sleeping together, nestled in a blue knit blanket. Text on the bottom of the image reads 'shutterstock.com - 1470598907'.

Stealth

What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?

They can't be way too loud.

Demon

When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...

But they know you're blind.

Teacher

Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.

Rifle

What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?

They both go "Ping" when they are done.

Simp

If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).

Orphan

Why can't orphans go on field trips?

They don't have anybody to sign the form.

Credit Card

Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?

When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.

Cow

Why don't cows make good policemen?

Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!

Orphan

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."

Blind

Why are blinds called blinds?

Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!

Orphan

What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?

They both sprout water.