They jokes
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Memes
they are sleeping together thats adorable i love kittens soooooooooooo much
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.