They jokes
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Memes
Yk what the worst type of breakup is
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.