The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
They Jokes
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
They're blooming a gay chicken.
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
The more they smile, the less they see.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.
