They jokes
Son: “Mom, is there a thing called «friendship» between a man and a woman?”
Mother: “No Son, unless if he’s gay.”
Son: “So your friend is gay?”
Mother with herself: «How did he see me with michael omg if my husband discovered my cheating he will kill me»
Mother: “Mmm.. Yes.”
Father loudly: “YES!!!”
Mother: “What in the hell? Are you gay?”
Father with himself: «Am i an idiot why did i yell?! if she discovered I’m gay and her son was made by Paul’s semens she will kill me»
Father: “No what are saying? I’m just talking with myself.”
*A few hours later*
Mother: “I will go to visit my mother.”
Father: “Me too I will go to visit my mother.”
Son: “Not me too I will go to stud with my friends.”
The mother and the father goes to michael’s house and they found their son playing with Michael and Paul is recording them and saying: «that’s why I love you my actual son oh only if your mother knows».
*The End* :D
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons.
American: "I won't ever see my dog again!"
Italian: "I won't ever make pizzas again!"
German: "Hey, granddad, how have you been?"
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
Why can't you trust the atom? 'Cause they make up everything.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
Q: How did the explorers get to school?
A: They rode the Colum-bus!
The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.