Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
They Jokes
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
