They jokes
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.