They jokes
Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!