They jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.