They jokes
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Memes
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.