They jokes

What do you do when you're bored?

Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.

When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.

Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I smacked an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.

If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?

Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't get even.

I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."

Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"

Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?

A: They both want Anthony's neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.

Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.

Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?

Because they won't have a parent to cry to.

I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.

Why are orphans not on this?

They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!

Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!

Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.

Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?

Why do orphans hate playing baseball?

'Cause they can't get a home run.

I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?