They jokes
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.