They jokes
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?