They Jokes

Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.

BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.

Why was the rapper always on time?

Because they had mad flow!

Why did the rapper become a barber?

Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!

Why did the rapper become a construction worker?

Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!

charmin bear pearly harbor?

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Why was the rapper always on time?

Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.

The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.

Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?

Because they just keep getting harder and harder!

I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.

Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.

My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.

I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.

You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.