They jokes
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.