They jokes

Orphan

Why canโ€™t orphans play baseball?

Because they canโ€™t make a home run. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Orphan

Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?

They actually can call someone "daddy!"

Orphan

Orphan: Iโ€™m gonna tell my parents!

Me: Where are they?

Orphan: ฬ„\_(ใƒ„)_/ ฬ„

Orphan

A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?

It danced its a** off.

Memes

Orphan

Why donโ€™t orphans play baseball? Because they donโ€™t have a home to go to.

Victim

Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.

Twin Towers

Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?

Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.

People

Why was the people's wedding so miserable...

'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.

Orphan

What's orphans favorite game to play?

GTA5 because they want to be wanted!

Orphan

Why canโ€™t an orphan play baseball?

They donโ€™t know where home is.