They jokes
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.