They jokes

People

Why was the people's wedding so miserable...

'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.

Memes

Orphan

What's orphans favorite game to play?

GTA5 because they want to be wanted!

Divorce

Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?

Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.

Orphan

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

People

Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?

Orphan

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

Answer: They don’t know where home is.

Fish

There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.

Why did they only come home with 3 fish?

(Answer)

There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.

If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?