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Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.