They jokes
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.