They jokes
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"