They jokes
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."