They jokes
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.