They jokes
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Memes
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.