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I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.
I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄