They jokes
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Memes
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. ðŸ˜
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!