They jokes
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
Children are like pills.
The smaller they are, the easier they are to take.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
short people when they see rain
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.