They jokes
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
Memes
short people when they see rain
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
Why canβt Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.