Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
They Jokes
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
