They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
BAHAHAHAHAH
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.