They jokes
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Memes
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.