They jokes

9/11

Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.

Name

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs.

Vegetable

Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where the home plate is.

Gun

What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.

Jenga

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

God

Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.

God: *SILENCE*

Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!

God: *SILENCE*

Orphan

Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."

Orphan

Why do orphans not play baseball?

Because they don't know the way home!

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

Orphan

Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?

Because they are family sized :,)

Actor

Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?

They were going through a stage!