They jokes
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.