They jokes
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
Memes
When Child Hackers Get Caught
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."