Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
They Jokes
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
