They jokes
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
BAHAHAHAHAH
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!