They jokes
Spanish folks must love Olaf because they say his name to me all the time.
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Why can't lesbians wear makeup while on a diet?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig while Mary Kay is sitting on their face.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
Children are like pills.
The smaller they are, the easier they are to take.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!