They jokes
I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn’t close his casket.
What do depressed kids and sloths have in common? They both hang from trees.
Worst punishment of all
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is!
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.
I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.
"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.
"Indeed, they are," he was told.
"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island, and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.
The redhead swam, trying to make it to the other shore. She swam 15 miles, drowned, and died.
The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.
The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
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What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
A man shoots up a school and then fakes his own death. He then later returns to shoot up the same school. He repeats the process a few times until the police catch him. When they ask why he did it, he replied, "I wondered when you would check if I was still breathing."
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won't stop complaining about their mom.
Why did the democrats come out of the closet as assholes after they found out that Rush Limbaugh died? Because they don't fear him anymore.