They jokes
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.