They jokes
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
Your parents are so proud of you. They LOVE you! <3
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"