They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Where do you go if you lost a pencil?
Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if it's poisoned.
Then the antidote becomes the most important.
There are Three Sons: Journey, Korean, and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island, and a priest gave them each one wish.
The first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
Why do orphans hate going to Costco? Because they need a parent to get samples.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
Two natives sit in the bar getting shit-faced.
Almost closing time, "Brother, you gonna snag?"
"Yeah, I'm taking her home."
He walks over, she gathers her things. Walking out together, he takes her to his car outback. They stay messing around then start having sex. He starts to get carried away. He looks down at her. She looks up at him and says, "Slow down, cousin, you're going too fast..."