They jokes
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.