They jokes
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.