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Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.