They laughed at my crayon drawing.
So I laughed at their chalk outline.
They Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
