They jokes
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.