They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!