They jokes
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
Memes
My brother when i slap him on the arm. But at the same time they are not about to grow up soft.
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.