They jokes
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.