They jokes
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.