They jokes

What does a Jew expecting guests say?

"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"

What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?

They blow themselves up.

They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.

Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?

He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."

Why do disabled people not like comedians?

Because they do stand up.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.

I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.

A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."

Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.

Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.

Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.

He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."

Your parents are so proud of you. They LOVE you! <3

What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?

They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"

What's common between a feminist and a knife?

They both stay in the kitchen.

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

I guess in British chess they play without a queen...

But in American chess they play without two towers.

Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?

Because they have a Target at every corner.