Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Orphan Baseball
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Explain Bear
Listen here, smart guy. See, orphans can't find their "way home" because they ain't got no home. And in baseball, home plate is where you score, so it's a play on words. You probably still don't get it, but that's okay. You're one of those smooth-brain types that I like to munch on when I'm bored. Maybe I'll eat you later.