They jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
Me and my friend went to the park. After a while, we grabbed our little princess and said, "It's time to go, sweetie." But before we could go, someone said, "Stop them, they have my daughter!"
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy". (My bad if this offended anyone.)
Two natives sit in the bar getting shit-faced.
Almost closing time, "Brother, you gonna snag?"
"Yeah, I'm taking her home."
He walks over, she gathers her things. Walking out together, he takes her to his car outback. They stay messing around then start having sex. He starts to get carried away. He looks down at her. She looks up at him and says, "Slow down, cousin, you're going too fast..."
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they? In fact, they don't age at all.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
A missionary was caught by cannibals. He was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.