They jokes
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.