Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
They Jokes
A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.
He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.
He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.
Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
They say people are 75% water.
But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
Y'all really need to stop hating on pedos!! At least they drive slow in school zones! God.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar?
I hear they got six months each.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
A man finds out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees.
Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says, “I can save you $100!”
Don't see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return.
If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too, though.
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"
