They jokes
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
Perfect
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.