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Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?
Because they don't have father's and mother's days.
What do they say when they answer the phone???
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.