Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
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Explain Bear
Okay, so like, orphans don't have a home. And iPhones have a "home" button. So it's like, they hate iPhones because they're constantly reminded that they don't have a home. Also, you're a silly goose!
Gwen
They may not have a home or parents, but making fun of them is not okay! IT IS NOT!
prince/ mr tallie
BLAH BLAH BLAH
Gwen
Yes, I know too much and I don't care, but joking about orphans is just evil! So stop. Also prince, really? I now understand why I broke with you!
diabetes
gwen you need to be stopped