They jokes
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.