They jokes
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t hit home runs.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.