They jokes
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
It's even better when they get charged by a 19 yo with a funny boom boom stick
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.