They jokes
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.