They jokes
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
Memes
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Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.