They jokes
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.