They jokes
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!