They jokes
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
This goes out to my ex no name droppin tho
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.