They jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
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Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they do not live in a swing state.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.