They jokes
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
Memes
Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.