They jokes
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Memes
Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.
Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"
Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.