They jokes
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:
"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"
Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"
Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."
Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.