They jokes
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
They are delicious.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.