They jokes
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?
Once upon a time, there was a man named Jake who woke up one morning to find his wife and her wheelchair missing. He searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, he put up posters all over town offering a reward.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
Orphan: "Why can’t I watch a PG movie?"
Me: "They are Parental Guidance."
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
why do orphans go to church?
because they can finally call someone "father."
Girlfriends are just like AK47s; they always go off on you.
God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.