They jokes
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."