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Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.