They jokes
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t hit home runs.
Memes
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.