They jokes
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.