Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:
"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"
Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"
Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."
Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."
They Jokes
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because thatās the only love they will get.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Thereās a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Why canāt orphans play baseball? 'Cause they canāt find home plate.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Why donāt alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
I donāt like stairs. They are always up to something.
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
