They jokes
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
Memes
This goes out to my ex no name droppin tho
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.