They jokes
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!