They jokes
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.