They jokes
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.