They jokes
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Memes
Perfect
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.