They jokes
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.
Why do Indian men marry fat women? Because they worship cows.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
When they said sin was ugly to look at, I didn't know God would use you as an example.
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?