They jokes
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.