They jokes
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.
They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.