Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
They Jokes
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.
They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
