They jokes
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.
There was once a kid named Timmy. His father and mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them.
They all get under the covers. Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood-curdling scream. "MOMMY, WATCH OUT! THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY, I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his father's penis in his mouth and chomps down.
Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
What do a priest and Life have in common?
They both get harder when kids are around.
A boy walks in on his parents having sex. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the boy screams at his father, and runs out of the room.
Soon, the parents hear screams coming from the father's mother's room. They both go running. They see the little boy pumping into his grandmother like anything. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the father screams. "It's not so easy when it's your mother is it?" says the boy.
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
How is a child with cancer and dark humor similar? They never get old.
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?