They jokes
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Memes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldnβt go to the party because of cancer.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1β2 off...
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
Why donβt pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Ladenβs house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.