They jokes
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
Memes
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.