They jokes
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.