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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.