They jokes
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.