They jokes
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
Why are bees' hair always sticky?
Because they use a honeycomb...
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Got fired from the bank yesterday.
They caught me drinking on the job.
A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school, and the teacher replies, "Are you that same person who took Jimmy?"
The man replies, "Yes," and the teacher says, "Take Susie too; she's being a little bitch."
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.