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Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.