They jokes
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
Memes
Not naming any name but yk who u are
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.
They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.