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Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
I was raped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Because I know they haven't.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?