They jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!