They jokes
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.