Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
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Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
I got kicked outta the poker game.
They said I was a little cheetah.
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
