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Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
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Why did the cat meow?
Because it's a cat, and they meow.
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”
“No.”
“Neither have they.”
So I was on a Discord call the other day, and one of my friends, an American buddy, joined, and we had a conversation.
Until they said: "When did pounds change to quid?"
And I said: "They're the exact same thing."
Then they said: "But when did it happen?"
So I said: "When did school change to shooting range?"
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.