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Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
So I was on a Discord call the other day, and one of my friends, an American buddy, joined, and we had a conversation.
Until they said: "When did pounds change to quid?"
And I said: "They're the exact same thing."
Then they said: "But when did it happen?"
So I said: "When did school change to shooting range?"
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
