They jokes
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
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Random post #5 (you can dislike it. i dont rlly care actually…)
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.