They jokes

Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.

What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂

In British chess I guess they play without a queen...

But in American chess they play without 2 towers.

What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?

They believe their own lies.

What's the difference between an apple and emos?

They both hang on trees.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?

They both collapsed.

Would you like to try African food?

They would too.

Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...

'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.

Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?

A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.

People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.

They can stay in their living room.

Why are birds good at social media?

Because they "tweet" all the time!?

You want to hear a 9/11 joke?

I bet they did too!

Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.

The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: to be shot, to be hung, or to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." Boom, he was dead instantly.

Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." Snap, he was dead.

Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.

Then the Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.

Finally, the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"

The Irishman replied, "You guys are so stupid... I'm wearing a condom!"

Three people explored the jungles, one was from France, one from Britain, and the other from America.

While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three, "You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However, we aren't that heartless, so we'll let you choose your deaths."

So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head, and said "Viva la France!" and shot himself. The Britain guy requested poison and said, "For the Queen!" and drank the poison. Lastly, the American asked for a spoon. The tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself, "Try make a canoe out of this one!"

Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.

If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.