They jokes

I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."

I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.

They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.

Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.

Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.

Why do orphans love elevators?

They raise people!

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don't know what a home base is.

Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.

What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?

They both need a hoe to stay in business.

Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.

Joseph: No, they don't.

Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.

Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.

Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?

Because they hate how he cares about family.

Why can’t an orphan be gay?

Because they have no one to call “daddy.”

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

What can't orphans do?

Be homosexual because they have no home.

Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.

I made a house for orphans and...

they had no clue how to use it.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Why couldn't orphans play baseball?

They can't find home! 😂