They jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.

What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂

In British chess I guess they play without a queen...

But in American chess they play without 2 towers.

What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?

They believe their own lies.

Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.

Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.

Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?

They both collapsed.

What's the difference between an apple and emos?

They both hang on trees.

Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.

Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...

'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.

Would you like to try African food?

They would too.

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Q: Why can't orphans be gay?

A: They have no one to call "daddy."

Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?

Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.

You want to hear a 9/11 joke?

I bet they did too!

Why are birds good at social media?

Because they "tweet" all the time!?