What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
They Jokes
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
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Please no harsh comments toward each other.
How do you know America's bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers!
They say nothing is impossible, but I've been doing nothing all day.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, and the condom ripped; now they have a daughter.
Do you know pigeons die when they have sex?
I mean, the one I fucked died.
My elderly relatives like to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"..
They soon stopped though, when I started to do the same to them at funerals.
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.
