They jokes
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
How are gay people like mice?
They both hate pussies.
Why are women’s feet so small?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."