They jokes

Orphan

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

Orphan

Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can never find home.

Foot

Why are women’s feet so small?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Slinky

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

Leaf

Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

Ben: I don't know.

Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?

They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.

Orphan

Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.

Dandruff

Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?

Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.

Yard

Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?

A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.

Orphan

Why should you never give an orphan a phone?

Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.

Firework

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.

Abuse

Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.

I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.

Hairline

Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."