They jokes
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Memes
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.