They jokes
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
Memes
So True
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.