They jokes
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭
In fields of gold, where sunshine beams, Monkeys swing and play, it's their dreams. Their fur so soft, their eyes so bright, Picking cotton with delight.
Their little hands so quick and neat, Plucking the cotton, can't be beat. They chatter and laugh, they dance and play, In the fields all day, they'll stay.
Their tails so long, their ears so big, They're quite the sight, it's quite a gig. They're busy as can be, you see, In the fields of cotton, they're free.
So let us marvel at these little thieves, In the fields of gold, they give and receive. Their antics bring us joy and delight, In the fields of cotton, they're always right.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.
A man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up.
The executioners asked, "How'd you do that?"
He said, "I had magic chips. Here, take some."
They eat them, jump off, and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says, "You're a real a**hole when you're drunk, Superman!"
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.