They jokes
How do bees 🐝 get to school?
They ride the school buzz!
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they could fuck in the water. But Jack forgot to use protection and now they have a daughter.
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
I bought a wooden whistle. I tried so hard, but it wouldn't whistle.
So I bought a steel one. It still wouldn't let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It still wouldn't lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes, so the wood would lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.