They jokes
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
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What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
Wanna hear a poop joke?
Nah, they always stink.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."