They jokes
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
I stepped on a cornflake. They accused me of being a serial killer.
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.