They jokes
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.