How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
They Jokes
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
