They jokes

Orphan

Why can't orphans really play baseball?

Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.

Lady

Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.

One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."

Kobe

What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?

They both have torn rotators.

Present

Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.

Memes

Salt

Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!

Orphan

Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.

Fat

You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

Emo

What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?

Nothing, they both hang.

Cannibal

Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.

A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"

Life

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

Orphan

How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?

Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.

Comeback

My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.

Orphan

Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?

They thought their parents would catch them.