They jokes
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
When they said sin was ugly to look at, I didn't know God would use you as an example.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Three friends were stuck in the desert. They were struggling and trying to find food when they found a magical lamp. They rubbed it and out came a genie, and the genie says, "Each of you friends get to have one wish." So the first friend said, "I wish to go home," same as the second one. The third friend said, "I'm lonely. I wish my friends were with me!"
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
Fruit is like ex-wives. They both look really good hanging from a tree.