They jokes
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
Bored?
Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
One day a man dies and goes to heaven. He gets there and sees a bunch of clocks. He asks Jesus, "Hey, what are the clocks for?" Jesus replies, "They move every time you sin." "This is Mother Teresa's, it has not moved so she has not sinned." "This one is Abraham Lincoln's, it has moved twice so he sinned twice." The man asks, "Where is Joe Biden's?" Jesus replies, "It's in my office-- I'm using it as a ceiling fan."