How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
They Jokes
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
