They jokes

Emo

What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?

Nothing, they both hang.

Cannibal

Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.

A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"

Life

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

Orphan

How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?

Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.

Comeback

My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.

Orphan

Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?

They thought their parents would catch them.

Emo

Why can't emos stand in chairs?

Because they never get down.

Orphan

If you're bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Orphan

Why is it okay to hit orphans?

It's not like they can tell their parents.

Contract

ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG

Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.

Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.

Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.

I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.

Father

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

Orphan

Why can't orphans hit a home run?

Because they don't have a home to run to...

Night

I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."