They jokes
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
Memes
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.