They jokes
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.