They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.