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Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
Two drunk men spot a pig on some old farmer's land.
And they were real hungry (or so they said), and they both decided to take the pig with them into their car and eat it somewhere.
And so they did, and the farmer came out with a gun while they hurriedly drove off, and the farmer said, "Well goddammit, if it was a pig they wanted, why didn't they just take my wife?"
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
In the realm of words, where thoughts take flight, A curious tale, strange as the night, Of Alex Fisher, with love so bizarre, For random Hitler lemons, bizarre but bizarre.
Free Verse, they say, this poem shall be, Unrestrained, unrhymed, flowing and free, Yet how to capture this perplexing love, For lemons and Hitler, soaring above?
Alex Fisher, a soul with peculiar taste, Finds joy in lemons with a sour embrace, And Hitler, a name that evokes dark pain, Inexplicably entwined, like wind and rain.
Randomness, the thread that weaves this tale, No logic, no reason, no rhyme to prevail, For who could fathom this peculiar love, Of lemons and Hitler, below and above?
Yet in the realm of words, where all is allowed, We explore the uncharted, the strange and the proud, And though this poem may bewilder and confuse, Let it remind us, acceptance we must choose.
For love knows no boundaries, no norms to abide, It transcends our expectations, with no need to hide, So let us embrace the quirks that make us unique, For in the tapestry of life, we find what we seek.
So here's to Alex Fisher, with love all their own, May they find happiness, wherever they've flown, In lemons and Hitler, a world so absurd, May their love be a reminder, that love has no words.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.