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Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
