They jokes
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.
The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.
The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.
Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Q: How did the explorers get to school?
A: They rode the Colum-bus!
Bosses are like seagulls.
They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap all over everything, then fly out.