Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
(First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.
(Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
