They jokes

Jack and Jill

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In Boston we say,

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, unzipped his fly and said ‘Hey Jill, you wanna?’ Jill said yes, unzipped her dress, and then they had a ‘daughta’" 🤣

Orphan

Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?

They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.

Leaf

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Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

Ben: I don't know.

Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.

Life

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Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.

Girl

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Why did the white girl come back from Africa?

Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.

Mom

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My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.

Viagra

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They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?

Kamikaze

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What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.

Yo mama

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Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.

Rip-off

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"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."

-Al Nassr owner