Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much shit?
Answer: Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
