They jokes

Eagle

  • What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

    They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.

    Mama

  • Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

    (Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

    Orphan

  • What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

    They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.

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  • Sex Offender

  • What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?

    They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.

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  • Friend

  • I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.

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  • Cat

  • POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."

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  • Emo

  • How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?

    None, because they just cry in the darkness.

    Sex

  • If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?

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