They jokes
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes. Eventually, the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
(First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.
(Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.