Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
