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Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
I only trust people that like big butts... they cannot lie.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
You know how in the movie, "Nightmare Before Christmas," they say they're making Christmas?
I thought Mary and Joseph did, but okay.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
So they can get in the cast!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
You know why orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their parents.
One day, there are friends having fun.
Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."
And they all agree.
Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂
There was a car accident, and the cops pull up to the crime scene to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said, "What happened here?" She responded by saying, "A car crash." They then asked, "But how did it happen?" She responded, "The cars crashed into each other." They finally said, "But why did it happen?" The lady said, "Oh, I know where you're going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas pedal, the car goes forward, and they both pushed it, so they both went forward and hit each other." One cop said, "Never mind, ma'am," and they started walking away.
The blonde lady then said, "Oh, and officers, my computer froze. Do you think I should put it in the microwave or in the oven?"
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
Why do they call priests "father?" Because it's too suspicious to call him "daddy!"
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!