They jokes
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Why didn't the wife want sex?
Because they were having too many babies.
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up is when they hang themselves.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Why can't you play with a cheetah?
Because they are cheat-ahs!
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"