They jokes
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.