They jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said, "it's a deer." The other said, "No it's a coyote." The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.
A married couple are on holiday in Italia. They look at the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He says: - Look, honey, this tower is crookedly standing! She: - Shut up!
(Standing means: penis erection)
This kid was going to sleep and he said, "Night, Mum. Night, Dad. And night, Grandma, and bye, Grandpa." The next morning, Grandpa died, and the next night he said, "Night, Dad. Night, Mum. Night, Grandma." Grandma died the next morning. The next night he said, "Night, Mum, bye, Dad," and they heard the postman died because he was the dad, lol.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-and-Tell.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
What did the Los Angels Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breath? they gave George Floyd two squirts of zicam cold remedy inside his nose
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.