They jokes
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. 😭😭😭😔😔😔😒😒😒
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
A couple has sex in the dark every single night.
One night, the wife gets curious about what goes on, so they start f...ing, and she flicks the light on. When she flicks the light on, she catches him with a dildo playing with her pussy. She's so mad that she started ranting and raving. The husband says, "Honey, I know you're mad, and I'll explain the toy. Just do me one favor: explain the children."
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.