They jokes
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
Why were the Twin Towers annoyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plain.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!