They jokes
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
I would tell you a joke about unemployed people, but they don’t really work.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.