They jokes
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.