They jokes
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, had some fun, now they have 4 babies.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are women like hurricanes?
They come in nasty and wet, then leave with your house and car.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Me: Hey, how are you?
Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3
Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?
Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.
Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!
Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)
Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!
Me: Ok, and their names?
Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!
Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)
Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.
Me: Ok, see you soon! :3
Me now hates my life. :)
Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?
Because they got little dicks and big mouths.
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.